Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Sam Up to 3 mos. & Some Odd Weeks

Sam is 3 months old now, actually more than that, but I don’t do weeks—it’s too number intensive. All things baby tend to be number intensive. He’s 10 lbs. 3 oz. and 23 in. (well that was 2 weeks ago). He’s still a wee lad only in the 15th percentile for weight and 10th percentile for height which is proportionate: Wouldn't it be more anxiety producing to have a baby that was 15th percentile in weight and 90th percentile in height or vice versa? Even if the world of percentiles didn’t let me know how wee he is, there’s a whole kit and caboodle of women in the supermarket who let me know their child was THAT big at birth. Dave insists that I hear the emphasis in people’s speech where there isn’t any—“these pretzels are SALTY” (Seinfeld reference). The doctor is not worried about him so I’m not either; well today anyway…at 3am I worry about everything.

 

So even though Sam is wee, he is thriving. He does all the 3 mos. baby stuff—clasps his hands, giggles, smiles at his mum (that’s his best event), blows razberries, his head stays relatively steady (relative to whom? There are not other babies around his age so I say steady). His worst event is lying on his belly and pushing up. I blame this on the SIDS scare. He’s not allowed to sleep on his belly so he gets cranky when he’s belly-side down. Every healthy kid eventually learns to crawl, right? I just hope he doesn’t crawl into kindergarten.

 

At the movies the other night, Dave nudged me when a baby was shown and whispered, “Not as cute as Sam.” We hope you think he is a fraction of the cuteness we think he is…or a 90th percentile of cuteness. He’s definitely cuter than that baby in Matchpoint.

More of Sam's Peops: Socialization Continues

Sam is fantastic with people: The rowdier they get, the sleepier he gets. I could throw a party every night to get him to sleep through...but let's face it the real agenda is for me to sleep through the night. He’s content to wake-up every 4 hours.

 

Here he is enjoying some primetime loving from just a few of his favorite people.

 

#1—Princess Caeley kissing sleeping Prince Handsome

 

#2—Phyllis visited from Seattle to hang with Sam and watch the Oscars with me. My mother thought it was appropriate to engage in baby talk during the Oscars. I love my baby, but come on…he’s got to learn to pay attention to what’s important. Phyllis also had to endure my midnight serenades. Dave and I rewrote Folsom Prison for him—“I hear the Mommy coming she’s coming down the stairs/I ain’t seen a boobie since I don’t know when/I’m stuck inside this cradle and time keeps dragging on/ But when I hear my Mommy coming I hang my head and cry.” A couple refrains of that ditty sent her right back to Seattle. Hopefully, she’ll return.

 

#3—How many Virgos does it take to change a baby? It depends on if you want it done right.

 

#4—Grandma Joyce enjoys a mid morning hug with our man Sam.

#5—Sam and his Da fashion their nightwear.

 

#6 & #7 & #1—Caeley’s Birthday. As you can tell from #7 (showing a fraction of Sam’s 1st cousins), Sam will be birthdaying his way into cupcake heaven. In the Ferguson family, “birthday” is a verb and let’s not get started on Christmas. How will I ever teach this boy that Santa brings only one present every year?